Every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.

Tina Fey (via someonedrankmysoda)

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I only miss you when I’m sad.

cocoathundr:

Back in the ’90s I was in a very famous TV show

"Thought of you as my mountain top
Thought of you as my peak
Thought of you as everything
I’ve had, but couldn’t keep”

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